1. Baby oil
2. Nivea Roll on, or any roll on ‘made’ for men
3. An oil based perfume, or as we know it perfume oil
4. A floral based perfume
5. A body spray
6. A men’s perfume (they smell more dominant) / a perfume with a stronger presence

1. Open your wardrobe, closet or whatever it is that you’ve chosen to call it – spray the floral based perfume on all your clothes. This is your base, we’re women abi? This way there’s always a feminine hint to all your clothes. You don’t like to smell womanly? Don’t worry, what we’re creating is presence. Make sure to close your closet back – we’re locking the scent in.
2. After you’ve had your shower, use the roll-on (men’s roll-on is advised). We don’t want our sweat smelling, yes?  We’re getting to the good part.
3. Mix your baby oil and your oil-based perfume and apply on your upper body, that the part closest to our nose. Baby oils that are lighter/watery are preferred – let sweat not finish us!
4. After this put on your clothes. We’re introducing our floral scent again, on our clothes.
5. It’s time again for your skin, a dot of perfume oil behind your ears, then the floral scent and lastly the stronger scent all behind your ears. The inside of your wrists are next.
6. The last step is a drop of the perfume oil at the neck of your clothes. Put this on the inner part of your attire – we don’t want to stain our dress.
7. The last and most important step is to carry a portable and logistics-friendly perfume around. We do not want to be caught lacking. Amen?

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